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After Darkrai - A Pokémon Comedy Podcast

Buckle Up

Welcome to After Darkrai! The no holds barred know-nothing show about Pokémon where we hurt the ones we love, and we love everyone!


Since 2018 After Darkrai has been the only comedy show for the fans of everyone's favorite game series who also enjoys irresponsible behavior and staying up way too late. We like long walks on the beach, not The Office and not holding up large fish to the camera to prove our abject attractiveness. 

We hurt the ones we love, and we love everyone

Are you afraid to say naughty, naughty words? Do you shy away from dirty jokes? Do you not just GET improv comedy? Well you're probably 10! Go back to Route 2 Bug Catcher Charlie! Were about to make your mom laugh, because she's really into funny people with big personalities and huge jokes! After all, she liked this game before you were born!


Now that our future step-son is bed, welcome you beautifully attractive hard-working listener, you. Featuring special guests and improv segments, After Darkrai's only goal is to make you laugh and maybe sometimes cry out. Just a little. So whether you'd like to know what Sudowoodu Rather do or who is flailing in the Sharpedo Tank, pull your feetsies into the bed before the skeleton man underneath grabs them, ingest an irresponsible amount of amphetimines and prepare to stay up late with us: Pokémon After Darkrai. 

Host: Bret AKA Breaker

Bret is an incredibly handsome old man, dad to 2 who loves Pokémon so much he has 

them tattooed across his chest! Born in the volcanoes of Hawaii and raised in the mountains of West Virginia, he started podcasting, recording audio on a pair of cheap phones with no PC in sight. His first show Let's Die! The His vs. Hers Guide to the Apocalypse lasted over 100 episodes until it's most recent iteration with Let's Die! 5: Revenant. He later spun After Darkrai off which would become his primary passion while occasionally working on Jawsbreakers with his sister. Today, Bret hides from the light for fear that goblins will steal what's left of his youth. He lives near Charleston, WV with his family and would prefer you refer to him by the name Daddy. 

Host: Sadako

The secret 4th chair of the show. Sadako haunts our dreams and hunts us relentlessly. 

No matter where we go or what we do, The Ring follows us and we don't know why. You might not hear her on the show, but she's always there... listening for you. 

Meet The Hosts

Bret

Hannah

Hannah

Bret is an incredibly handsome old man, dad to 2 who loves Pokémon so much he has them tattooed across his chest! Born in the volcanoes of Hawaii and raised in the mountains of West Virginia, he started podcasting, recording audio on a pair of cheap phones with no PC in sight. His first show Let's Die! The His vs. Hers Guide to the Apocal

Bret is an incredibly handsome old man, dad to 2 who loves Pokémon so much he has them tattooed across his chest! Born in the volcanoes of Hawaii and raised in the mountains of West Virginia, he started podcasting, recording audio on a pair of cheap phones with no PC in sight. His first show Let's Die! The His vs. Hers Guide to the Apocalypse lasted over 100 episodes until it's most recent iteration with Let's Die! 5: Revenant. He later spun After Darkrai off which would become his primary passion while occasionally working on Jawsbreakers with his sister. Today, Bret hides from the light for fear that goblins will steal what's left of his youth. He lives near Charleston, WV with his family and would prefer you refer to him by the name Daddy. 

Hannah

Hannah

Hannah

 Hi my name is Hannah. I'm probably the funniest person that I know. My Pokémon game is mostly Pokémon  Go, but back in my day when Gameboy was in black and white I had Pokémon  Yellow. Some of you kids might have to Google that. (Is that even a saying now, Googling? Or did I just offend someone?) I really have a broad spectrum of nerdum, I really love Star Wars and LOTR. 


Sadako

Hannah

Sadako

The secret 3rd chair of the show. Sadako haunts our dreams and hunts us relentlessly. No matter where we go or what we do, The Ring follows us and we don't know why. You might not hear her on the show, but she's always there... listening for you. 

WE HURT THE ONES WE LOVE

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